If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be and why?

I have come to a point in Project eHarm where I don't look at all of my matches and I just respond to the ones who attempt to communicate with me. That is my strategy. I have 93 matches and everyday, eHarm sends me 5 emails with subject lines like, "Love is Knocking on Your Door, Meet today's matches!" No, eHarm, love is not knocking on my door, it's likely some unemployed 34-year-old who lives with his mom and loves his cats.

As previously stated, I have responded to everyone who contacted me -- yes, even the extrasolar planets cat guy. I don't exactly have a method or a set of criteria for the men. My plan is to just roll with it. I don't archive or close anyone out either because I 'm too lazy to. Come to think of it, I maybe quickly developing the reputation of being too "loose" on eHarm. Perhaps that could work in my favor.

Also, because I am lazy, I did not really examine the profiles of those who I responded to. I possibly could have responded to someone who is passionate about collecting Troll dolls, locks of women's hair, someone on a police database or worse. I could have responded to an ultra Right-wing nutcase or a Left-wing extremist. I do not know which is worse. They say that politics is best left out of the bedroom (or is it the dinner table?). Either way, I do believe that relationships can work, even thrive, when there are opposing political views. My parents for example. Mom was a Democrat and dad, a conservative Republican and both were very opinionated. They somehow made it work. However, for me, anyone who fall in the very very far right or very very far left of the political spectrum will not do. These people are typically the "crazies" and you cannot reason with crazy people. It's like dating Hitler or Stalin.

Anyway, here are some questions I have used or am thinking about using for my next communication with a potential suitor:

1.) What is your dream job?

2.) What is something you would do that you had absolutely no skill or knowledge of doing right now? 
(For example, be a rapper because that's one thing I would do. The point is it has to be something completely out of your element. Another one for me would be to climb Mount Everest.)

3.) If you could get paid to do anything (that is not currently an actual occupation), what would it be? 
(This one I stole from Jude. The one rule is that it cannot be an actual job. For example, being a Food Critic is an actual job but petting dogs is not and it's something some people enjoy doing.)


4.) Name 5 bands or artists you would like to see perform live at least once in your lifetime.


5.) If you were in a band, who would you be and why?


6.) If you could be any character in any book, who would you be and why?


7.) If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be and why?


8.) Do you have an award speech? Or if you could get any award, what would it be?
(This was on a Friend's episode once. For example, do you have an Oscar speech, a Grammy speech, Emmy, etc.)


9.) What is your favorite meal of the day?


10.) Whose mind would you like to borrow for a day?


No one has asked me any of these questions or anything resembling them. I think these are pretty kickass questions. I would totally date someone who wanted to know these things about me. Hmm. That kind of sounded narcissistic.

Anyway, if you are reading this, please feel free to play. I would love to know your answers.