This photo is of me in the elevator at my work building. I was going to go into this whole thing about awkward moments in elevators because I think that is the place where a lot of awkward moments happen. I would imagine the men's restroom is also another awkward place. It can't be comfortable standing next to another guy in a urinal while you both do your business.
So, instead of me going on about my elevator moments, why don't you tell me yours. Are they awkward, horrific, comical, sexual (ok, but if it is, I don't really want to know every nasty detail).
There is this guy at work that I absolutely despise. I truly hate him. Can't stand the sight of him. I call him the Asshole. He's just a douche. Who wears cargo shorts and a sloppy Hawaiian shirt with sneakers and tube socks up to mid calf to work everyday? Did I mention he's 50? He never smiles and refuses to acknowledge my presence. I hate him. If we happen to be in the elevator at the same time, I whisper "asshole" under my breath until he is gone. At this point I don't care if he hears me. I tried to be nice and he rebuffed me. Feel the wrath Asshole.
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ReplyDeletewow sarah, that is some hatred. once in high school we were at the courthouse and i was in mock trial there was this chick on my team who smelled really bad. we were in the elevator and i almost passed out, as soon as the doors opened i pushed people out of the way and ran out. it was a packed elevator.
ReplyDeleteJohn always wants to have a mad make out in any elevator we enter (if we are alone). I have to fight him off and tell him that they probably have security cameras...which is probably why he wants does it!
ReplyDeleteAmber, that is kinda hot. haha... and you're right I bet John does it for the cameras.. your husband loves attention.
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