This fortune is from the one my boss gave me and this can be either good or bad. Usually when you add "in bed" at the end of the fortunes they work out great, but I'm not sure about this one.
Maybe this means that in the future I will be qualified to get free lap-band... time to shop for some slutty clothes.
My other fortune (my first one of the day) was something about being admired by my peers (in bed).
P.S. My big exam is next week. I'm overwhelmed and studying has consumed almost every bit of my free time, so, once it's over, I am going to get slizzard (whatever that means. I heard it in a stupid song, but it sounds fun).
We both know that first fortune is about a certain gentleman convincing you to do nasty things to help his mystery illness. He'll even call you Dr. Sarah.
ReplyDeleteSo what is the name of the big test? Can you take it again if you fail? I don't think you will. Just checking.
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