Day 27: A (bad) Advice Book

This is a hilarious book of advice written by comedians like Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow and many more. The book was inspired by Amy Sedaris' advice column in the magazine "Believer."

Here's an excerpt from the book (from Amy Sedaris' chapter):

Dear Amy:
I've been single for about a year now, after a long-term relationship fizzled. All of a sudden, I'm starting to get those codependency urges again. Should I suppress these unwanted  feelings without the use of pills or alcohol?


Sincerely, 
Looking for an Out Without Slipping In


Dear Slippy:
What's wrong with pills and alcohol? Are you judging me? Whatever helps me through the hard times is a-okay with me. It kills the pain. I hate it when people start spewing out BS like, "You're going to have to deal with it sooner or later." Well, not really, because by the time "later" comes, my problem will be over because of the booze and the pills. I'm not stupid. You codependent people are all the same! Are you selling any pills?

-Amy.


Now, this is my kind of advice book.