No more pressure for shopping for the perfect gift at crowded malls in suburbian hell.
No more stuffing your face with cookies and candy cane.
No more wrapping gifts.
No more trying to figure out if you were fair in your gift-giving this year.
Best of all, no more annoying commercials where the husband gives the wife some hideous, but expensive piece of heart jewelry or surprises her with a Lexus. No one does that in real life (wealthy people do not count as "real"). Commercials like that are a disservice to men and perpetuates the myth that women should be showered with extravagant gifts. This is a topic worthy of a separate post, but in a nutshell, those commercials are destroying society.
Not to sound like a complete Grinch or bitch, whichever you prefer, there are a couple of things that annoy me about how people behave during Christmas, or rather, how people are expected to behave. Why do we have to be extra nice during Christmas time or extra generous? Why can't we show that kind of compassion all year? Why can't people be cheery, giving and helpful all year round rather than emphasizing it to the point of annoyance during Christmas?
Anyway, Merry Christmas from my brady-bunch-esque family to yours.
This Christmas was very exciting for us because we have a new member of our family, my baby nephew Maxwell. Here he is at 3 weeks old on Christmas Day. He belongs to my stepbrother and his wife.
While we were having dinner, the baby starts crying and in the words of my sister, "He needs to learn how to be ignored."
He is going to look adorable in my Christmas gift. I got this onesie at a store in Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco and it was either this, a onesie with Bob Marley, one with tie-dye and I'm pretty sure I saw one with a marijuana leaf. Besides, the Beatles was a no brainer and it's official Beatles merchandise.
p.s. I kind of want to know what it's like to become a huge cultural icon that my my image and name is reproduced and printed on t-shirts and onesies. I could be like Che.
I'm really impressed you guys were able to take a group picture. We have never been able to master that.
ReplyDeleteYour family is HUGE! We do take a group photo every year, but I always have to photoshop at least 3 peoples heads.
ReplyDeletei know.. there is a lot of us. we do this photo every year and we just use a timer and stack of books and a stool. we dont' even use a tripod.
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