I cheat everyday and I am starting to feel less guilty about it which is bad, but I think because in my mind there are different degrees of cheating. It's kind of like sin, you know different degrees of sin (except I don't think that's right. I think I remember learning in Sunday School that a sin is a sin).
Here's the foods in regards to how bad the "cheat" was:
Checking out a hot guy or lady while married
Whole wheat bread with oil in it
Spray olive oil (as long as I only use no more than 2 sprays)
Flirting with a hot young guy or lady while married
White Rice
Veggies that were sauteed in oil
Dressing with oil
Fish or shrimp
One slice of cheese on a sandwhich
Engaged in some sexual act with someone else while married
Fried Chicken
Cheese - Lots of cheese like a mac and cheese dish or nachos
A big bag of potato chips
French Fries
Pretty much deep fried foods
Involved in an affair and you're keeping two cell phones, one for your real life and one for your ho.
Steaks
Hamburgers
Carnitas
Bacon, or Pork Belly
Also deep fried anything
Meals for Day 16
Breakfast: Bowl of fruit
Lunch: Bowl of udon vegetable soup (I think Udon may not be allowed on this diet, but I have to double check. Also, the broth had some sesame oil in it).
Dinner: 3 beers, which again, makes me look like an alcoholerexic so I'm going to have to stop doing that. The thing about getting just the right amount of "drunk" is that you aren't hungry, you end up going to bed at 8 p.m. and wake up feeling great because you've just gotten so much sleep.
You have captured perfectly all the reasons beer makes a great dinner. But, I think you need to move that one slice of cheese a little further down your list of sins, probably also the fish and shrimp.
ReplyDeleteI noticed you have deep fried items in 2 categories. I feel this is unfair to bacon. Bacon agrees with me.
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