1.) Never get a traffic violation or a ticket.
2.) Have all my meals prepared for me.
3.) To never be too cold or too hot.
4.) To sleep in every morning.
5.) To be able to jog in stilettos.
6.) To eat or drink whatever I want without gaining a pound or degrading my health.
7.) To punch someone in the face (this will always be on my list of any sort).
8.) To never run out of things to watch.
9.) To never run out of things to wear.
10.) Have all of my debt erased (credit cards, car, student loans).
I guess this list isn’t impossible after all… I just need to be filthy rich or be a drag queen.
What's on your (impossible) Christmas wish list?
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| Photo is for added Christmas-spirit effect. They are ginger bread people I decorated as Occupy protestors. |
My list is in response to your list.
ReplyDelete1. Never have to drive. Just teleport everywhere. No waiting in traffic or dealing with putting fuel in the car.
2. And never have any dishes to clean up.
3. Always sleep at the perfect temperature. No more being too cold or too hot or feet are freezing and arms are burning.
4. Always get a good night's sleep and wake up refreshed and ready to start the day. I've always wanted to know what that feels like.
5. Be able to jog without my boobs smacking me in the face. Let's just make this one- Be naturally thin and athletic without any exercise.
6. Actually like vegetables more than chocolate instead of just saying I do.
7. Have the power of being able to punch anyone in the face. Like Donald Trump. He needs it.
8. I think I already have this one, so I'm changing it to: Always be entertained.
9. Always feel beautiful in whatever I wear.
10. No debt, a healthy savings account, and a full retirement account.
Your list is awesome. I have actually never thought of my own list. I don't want it to depress me, so here are my thoughts on yours:
ReplyDelete1) Whose going to give you a ticket in your cute little car?
4) This would definitely be on my list. It's lame that we have to wait until we retire to sleep in…when you are that old you can't sleep in anymore.
5) Best idea I've heard in a long time.
7) This never fails to make me laugh
8) I don't think you need to worry about this one
10) You better get that lotto ticket for tomorrow!