1.) You haven't gone into the office in two days, which means...
2.) You haven't showered in two days, which means...
3.) You've been in your pajamas for two days, which means...
4.) You haven't put on a bra in two days.
5.) The only human beings you've come into physical contact with are the people at the McD's drive thru for when you go get breakfast. That's also the only time you've left your house.
6.) You cry incessantly during the season finale of Downton Abbey when Matthew and Mary finally get together and you also cry incessantly because Bates and Anna can't be together. You just cry the entire two hours.
7.) You do a lot of just "laying on the couch" or floor.
8.) Consider ordering Chinese take out to have it delivered to your house because you don't want to have to walk two blocks to pick it up (and mostly because you don't want to have to put on a bra).
9.) You watch 3 marathons of something.
10.) You actually feel like you're missing out on something from Facebook (which you just quit yesterday) because you don't know what people had for lunch or how much they're "loving the weather."
Tomorrow I promise to get up, shower and put on publicly appropriate clothes and go into the office. I also promise to exercise and get actual sun on my face. I promise to stop being so dramatic and realize I've done all I can to repair the damage and hope people don't think I'm totally crazy... only a little crazy.
You've also promised to interact with a friend tomorrow. As such, said friend will:
ReplyDelete1) Not require you to do any work, which means,
2) As long as you take a shower no makeup is required, which means,
3) You can come over wearing pajamas or sweat pants, which means,
4) Although you MUST wear a bra, you can take off your shoes and be comfy.
ok it's a deal but i can't promise #4.
ReplyDelete#4 is a deal breaker. If I have to wear one, you have to wear one.
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