I love lists. Here's one you never see people post.
I know, it's a little twisted, but fun. I feel like I have to lay down some rules though. For instance, murder is not allowed on this list.
Ten Crimes I would Commit if I Could Get Away With It
1.) Hack into Social Security Office and mess with people's identities. Hack the planet!
2.) Override a TV station and play whatever shows I want all day.
3.) Steal a very very fast car, like a super car.
4.) Drive my really fast car, very very fast on the freeway (while talking on the cell phone)
5.) Spray paint the word "Douche" on every hummer.
6.) Rob a bank. Preferably without the use of a gun only because it is much cooler to rob a bank without a weapon.
7.) Touch (with my greasy hands) every single painting at a Museum (maybe the Louvre, or wherever they have the most valuable paintings).
8.) Sneak on a plane.
9.) Teepee the Capitol.
10.) Steal a street sign. Maybe Madison Avenue (only because I am obsessed with Mad Men). There's also an Aquino Street somewhere in my city and I have always wanted to steal it.
*I reserve the right to change my mind about some things on this list.
In high school my good friend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I didn't really have an answer so I said "a street sign." He went out and stole a speed limit sign for me. That's definitely the most surprising gift I have received. I still have it too. :)
ReplyDeleteSD, that is one of the coolest gifts ever!
ReplyDeleteHey, I thought you were gonna write your top ten. It's hard though. You have to think about it because sometimes it reveals something about yourself... you think, wait.. I should take that off. It's not nice to beat someone with a bat.
I could never (honestly) write a list like this, but I could write a fun one about things like reversing the order of traffic lights (so they go from red to yellow to green) or adding dish soap to every fountain in town.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome list! I had no idea this side of you existed! I think you need to steal that Aquino sign. If not, maybe SD can loan you her 'friend.'
ReplyDeleteAmber: my good friend was Josh Q.
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