I want to introduce you to Dating On Demand

I complain about Comcast a lot but I have to admit I really like the On Demand feature. You can watch past t.v. shows and movies. You can even shop for cars, look at real estate and find yourself a date." That's right. Dating on Demand (it's under the local section, so they're all people from the city you live in). Every now and then I will check out the ads so I can have something to laugh at.

The ads are short (about 1-2 minutes) and the people give a quick bio about themselves (their dream girl/guy, favorite thing about themselves, craziest place they've fooled around, hobbies, etc.). The ad also lists their name, age and occupation. I noticed that under occupation, a lot of them says, student, artist or (my favorite) N/A.

My favorite of the night is Maurice.
Age: 29
Username: CowboyReece
Occupation: N/A

He ends his ad with these words:
"You should date me because I am the best man you don't know about. I could show all that and uh.. I wanna say a whole lot more but my mother is sitting right here so once again I'ma keep it PG for TV. But if this was HBO, I'd be on Cat House and ya'll know what that is."